There seemed to be an abundance of noteworthy events taking place yesterday, and I was at something of a loss as to what I should write about today. Ignoring those happenings (even for a day) doesn’t seem right.
I’m sorry to inflict my sad skills upon you, but here are my summings-up, in poetry form.
On the Perfecto That Wasn’t
Galarraga had a perfect game
Yet the official list won’t bear his name
My Twitter-feed is all aflame
A contrite umpire is to blame
Such a shame, it’s such a shame.
On the retirement of a Great, in haiku form
Titan of our youths
Is passing into legend
Here’s to you, Junior.
On a PPD game
The Cubs and Pirates got rained oot
And I don’t think anyone gave a hoot.