“Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go. We have a playdate with Wingspan and Banjo.”

I couldn’t have been happier to discover yesterday that MiLB.com’s annual “Minors Moniker Madness” competition is now underway. For the uninitiated, this is an event (yes, an EVENT) which allows fans to vote for the players with the best names in Minor League Baseball (click here to fill out your bracket for the first round!) Last year’s winner was a fellow by the name of Dusty Napoleon, and there are oodles of worthy young men vying for this season’s crown.

Here is a little rundown of the contestants, FBB style…

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Born to play baseball: Zach Outman, Stephen Batts

Gift! : No comments on the name, I was simply pleased to learn that Gift Ngoepe is still playing. Sports Illustrated ran a story on the South Africa native awhile back, and it was a highly enjoyable read. You just can’t NOT root for a kid like this.

Obviously from the future: Qualon Millender, Willian Avinazar, Stosh Wawrsazek, Maverick Lasker

Mr. Dickens, I’d like you to meet: Alden Carrithers, Leighton Pangilnan

Mr. Vader, I’d like you to meet: Jetsy Extrano, Callixe Crabbe, Bubbie Buzachero

Should have been a…

Televangelist: Zelous Wheeler

NASCAR driver: Dale Cornstubble

Jazz musician: Sharlon Schoop

Travel agent, used car and/or mattress salesman: Al Albuquerque

Tugboat captain: Ben Tootle

Children’s entertainer: Stephen King

I thought Boomer Potts was an odd name for anyone, but then I saw the guy’s photo. Try and tell me this man does not look like a Boomer Potts:

And finally…

My Top Three: Seth Schwindenhammer. Didi Gregorious. Gookie Dawkins.

Don’t forget to vote, everyone!

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