The approach of the new season means, among other things, a fresh batch of cheesy, giggle-inducing commercials from teams around the major leagues. The Colorado Rockies ads are, historically, second to none. But Seattle and Minnesota hold their own.
Video #1: Felix Hernandez likes to pitch.
Video #2: This is actually a commercial I found for… milk. Starring Joe Mauer. And his mom. Need I say more?