Obligatory Albert Pujols/CJ Wilson Post

[Image of the Angels logo.] Opening statement. Brief summary of situation. Obvious Albert fact. Obvious CJ fact. Obvious money-related fact. Snarky comment regarding math/numbers/money.

[Array of photos depicting Albert, CJ, money bags.]

New Paragraph! Presumptive, uninteresting opinion. Opinion. Opinion. Filler sentence bridging to another opinion. Wildly speculative comment.  Another more realistic (but  still speculative) comment. Anaheim fact. Stale “LA Angels of Anaheim” joke. Cryptic “Angels In The Outfield” joke/reference.

New Paragraph! Fact. Opinion. Fact. Opinion. Opinion. Opinion. Fact. Open-ended question. Follow-up open-ended question. Formulaic observation. Innocent jab at CJ. Yawn-inducing praise of Albert. Opinion. Opinion. Further speculation, opinions, and facts. Well placed pun. Comparatively lame follow-up joke.

Repetitive summary.

Closing statement.

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2 thoughts on “Obligatory Albert Pujols/CJ Wilson Post

  1. Clever post lol. Anyways, what a shocker it was to see Albert Pujols go to the Angels. I thought after the Marlins were out on him he was going to lock up with the Cardinals but I guess not. The Angels are definitely a serious contender for the next couple of years but if Wilson and Pujols go on the decline things might not be too happy in LA LA land. This is a very intriguing move that shakes up the AL West big time. The Rangers now have some serious competition. Also, you think you could check out my blog because I’d really love to know what you think http://chrisross91.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/thank-you-albert-pujols/

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