Grab your kazoos and party hats! Cue the confetti cannon and fireworks! Prepare your happy dances!
Opening Day has, at last, arrived.
Although, if you’re a Mariners, Athletics, Marlins, or Cardinals fan you’ve had your moment already. This celebration isn’t for you. Go away.
For the rest of us, let’s let the good times roll.
And what better way to kick off this glorious day than with the conclusion of Rhyme-o-rama 2012?
My remaining and increasingly un-predictiony “spoems” follow. I hope you’ll enjoy.
Let’s hope our hearts shall oft be cheered
By the presence of Blake DeWitt and his beard.
Rafael Dolis is as cute as can be
He’ll set up, which is fine with me.
Lendy Castillo and Shawn Camp have somehow made it this far,
I literally have no idea who they are.
Luis Valbuena was acquired last minute,
If there was a prize for most infielders, the Cubs now would win it.
Thanks to you all for joining me on this strange, rhyming journey. Enjoy Opening Day, and Go Cubs!